SMILE PLEASE

Doctor to Joe: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Joe : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor : Dawai khali thi kya?
Joe : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are Jasbir ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Joe : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.
Doctor : Abe, dawai pili thi kya?
Joe : Oho, nahi doctor saheb, dawai to lal thi.
Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?
Joe : Nahi Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha ke nahi?
Joe : Nahi doctor saheb.
Doctor : Kyon?
Joe : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor : Teri to.....sale......, to Khola kyon nahi.
Joe : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.
Doctor : Tera ilaz main nahi kar sakta.....!!!
Joe : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga